dippin dats

 

this is what i caught Charley doing after I told him to go throw away his cup with only the chemical gel that forms from what can only be described as the kryptonite mini beads leftover residue that the ice cream truck disguises as lime xtreme dippin dats ( notice this is not a typo....the dats is bc they are not the namebrand dippin dots we know )  but instead somethin else........something only the ice cream man knows.  The staining power and energy output available in these little darling dippin dats could solve our energy crisis.  Char's face was stained for 2 days  and hes still doin laps at the park 3 days later.  live and learn live and learn.  I have learned the ice cream truck hates mommies and to prove this, you can find him everyday at the exact time school lets out parked conveniently right across the street directly across from the gates our easily persuaded lil angels exit.........